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Irish Try cold fizzy piss

Even though what used to be domestic beer in the States is now all pretty much owned by multi-nationals that are headquartered in other parts of the world, the vast majority of people in the U.S. are truly morons (i’m an unfortunate citizen of this dumbest place on the planet – so I can talk). Much as I feel poorly about you all killing your livers and eating all sorts of horrid crap, I do think it would be funny to see your reactions to drinking a variety of the shite that most in the U.S. consider “domestic” beer. I started drinking beer when I was ten, and I quit drinking U.S. beer by eleven, so my beer snobbery runs deep. Perhaps a tasting/reaction of Budweiser, Coors, Pabst Blue Ribbon, National Bohemian, Iron City & Lone Star, or some semblance thereof. They’ve all always tasted like cold fizzy piss to me, and I live here!

taking the piss: gumpians

They’re all such asses, and you all share a common thread of fantastically different but wonderful senses of humor, it just seems that it could be brilliant. What better way to counter anti-antifas than to shine a light on their imbecility and mock them on a truly global scale.
Sorry about the tags – not the most social media savvy.